Opening Acts

Bill Murray Buffalo Wings
Soon to be Knoxville's Best. Served Mild, Hot, Extra Hot, Honey Mustard, BBQ, Teriyaki or our Signature Sauce. Accompanied by celery stix, and either Bleu Cheese or Ranch.

Dennis Miller Homemade Mozzarella Stix
Our homemade Mozzarella Stix, breaded and fried to perfection. Served with a side of Marinara.

Adam Sandler Chicken Finger Basket
Strips of marinated tenders dipped in our homemade seasoned breading and deep fried. Served with fries and choice of BBQ, Ranch or Honey Mustard dipping sauce.

James Gregory Chili Cheese Fries
No joking here. A healthy portion of fries smothered in mixed cheese and our homemade chili. Also available without the chili and cheese.

Drew Carey Potato Skins
Potato skins smothered in cheese and bacon. Served with a side of sour cream.

Cheech & Chong Cheese Artichoke & Spinach Dip
Served with two-color tortilla chips for dipping.

Richard Pryor Mucho Nachos
The gut-busting platter topped with chili and a blend of cheeses, Jalapeños, lettuce & tomatoes. Also available with chicken or beef.

Paul Rodriguez Quesadillas
Flour tortillas stuffed with cheese and your choice of chicken, beef or veggies. All served with lettuce, tomatoes, sour cream and salsa. Available with Chicken or Beef, or Veggie.

Chris Farley Heap O' Rings
Homemade onion rings dipped, battered and fried to perfection.

The Rosanne Barr Sampler Platter
It's got it all! Four Mozarella stix, four potato skins, four wings, four chicken fingers and a serving of O'Rings. Served with Ranch, Marinara and sour cream. Serves four.


Salads

Brian Regan House Salad
8oz. of fresh greens with tomatoes, cucumbers, mixed cheese, green peppers and croutons.

Everybody Loves Raymond's Chicken Breast Salad
Marinated chicken breast served over a bed of fresh greens with tomatoes, cucumbers, mixed cheese, green peppers and croutons. For a kick, try it blackened!

I Love Lucy's Chef Salad
Turkey, ham, tomatoes, cucumbers, mixed cheese, green peppers and croutons. Topped with crumbled bacon.


Subs and Sandwiches

(Served with a choice of chips or fries. Add O'Rings $.99)

Bill Maher Turkey or Ham Sub
Sliced turkey or ham served with lettuce, tomato, provolone cheese and a pickle. Or, try it as a Club Sub with both meats and bacon.

Bill Cosby NY Style Philly
Thinly sliced sirloin grilled with sautéed onions and smothered in American cheese. Served on a Hoagie Roll. Add mushrooms for a little bit more

George Carlin Grilled Chicken
Marinated chicken breast served with lettuce, tomato and a pickle. Served on a Kaiser Roll.

Tim Allen 1/2 Pound Sirloin Burger
Whopping 1/2 pound burger on a Kaiser Roll with lettuce, tomato, onion and a pickle. Available at an extra charge: Bacon, Cheese and Shrooms


Pizza and Calzones

Letterman's You Name It, We'll Build It Pizza
Your choice of three toppings: Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, ham, ground beef, chicken, onions, green peppers, tomatoes, broccoli, mushrooms, black olives or bacon. Additional toppings available at an extra charge per topping.

The Seinfeld Supreme Calzone
Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, black olives, green peppers and onions, with Ricotta and Mozzarella cheese.

The Chris Rock Big Dogg Calzone
For the meat lovers: Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, ham, and ground beef with Ricotta and Mozzarella cheese.

Caroline Rhea Veggie Delight Calzone
Mushrooms, green peppers, onions, broccoli, black olives and tomatoes with Ricotta and Mozzarella cheese.

Whoopi Philly Calzone
Thinly sliced sirloin, onions, green peppers, Ricotta and Mozzarella cheese. Mushrooms are available at an extra cost.


Desserts

Sam Kinison Dark Side of the Moon
A huge portion of chocolate and vanilla ice cream, hot fudge and whipped cream. Served in an Oreo cookie crust.

Carrot Top Cheesecake
Fresh cheesecake drizzled with fudge or topped with strawberry and whipped cream.


Beverages

Soft Drinks

Pepsi
Diet Pepsi
7Up
Mt. Dew
Ginger Ale
Iced Tea
Roaring Lion
Bottled Water
Beast


Coffees

Cone Head Coffee
Bailey's, Kahlua and Coffee
Kahlua and Coffee
You figure it out!
Bailey's and Coffee
See Kahlua and Coffee


Beer

Bud, Bud Light, Miller Lite, Michelob Light, Michelob Ultra, Coors Light, Ice House, Rolling Rock
Heineken, Amstel Light, Smirnoff Ice, New Castle
Sharps

Wine

White Zinfandel, Chardonnay, Merlot

Bar Drinks

Alabama Slammer Amaretto, Southern Comfort, Sloe Gin, Orange Juice Almond Joy Kahlua, Coco Rum, Amaretto, Cream Amaretto Sour Amaretto, Sour Mix B-52 Kahlua, Bailey's, Grand Marnier Bahama Mama Dark Rum, 151 Rum, Sour Mix, Pineapple Juice, Gren Baybreeze Vodka, Cranberry Juice, Pineapple Juice Black Russian Vodka, Kahlua Bloody Mary Vodka, Tomato Juice, Tabasco Blue Margarita Tequila, Blue Curaco, Triple Sec, Sour Mix, Salt Blue Motorcycle Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Blue Curaco, Sour Mix, 7 Bob-Cat Screamer Vodka, Cinnamon Schnapps, Tabasco Brandy Alexander Crème de Cacao, Brandy, Heavy Cream Cape Cod Vodka, Cranberry Juice Comedy Zone Quencher Comedy Zone Secret Recipe that will quench your th Conehead Coffee Kahlua, Bailey's, Coffee, Whip Cream Dead Nazi Rumplemintz, Jagermeister Dry Martini Gin, Dry Vermouth, Twist of Lemon Electric Lemonade Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Triple Sec, Sour Mix, 7- Fireball Vodka, Cinnamon Schnapps French Kiss Chambord, Kahlua Fuzzy Navel Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice Gin Sour Gin, Sour Mix, Soda Water Girl Scout Cookie Peppermint Schnapps, Kahlua, Cream Godfather Scotch, Amaretto Godmother Vodka, Amaretto Grape Nehi Vodka, Chambord, Sour Mix, Cranberry Juice, 7-Up Green Dinosaur Vodka, Rum, Gin, Tequila, Midori, Sour Mix, 7-Up Greyhound Gin, Grapefruit Juice Hairy Navel Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice Harvey Wallbanger Vodka, Galliano, Orange Juice Hawaiian Vodka, Triple Sec, Pineapple, Cranberry Juice Joker's Punch Bourbon, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice, Orange J Kahlua & Cream Kahlua, Cream, over ice Kamikaze Vodka, Triple Sec, Rose's Lime Juice Kamikaze shooter Vodka, Triple Sec, Sour Mix Killer Koolaid Chambord, Midori, 151, Orange Juice, Cranberry Jui Lemon Drop Absolut, Lemon Wedge Long Island Iced Tea Vodka, Gin, Rum, Tequila, Sour Mix, Coke Lynchburg Lemonade Vodka, Rum, Gin, Jack Daniels, Sour Mix, 7-Up Madras Vodka, Orange Juice, Cranberry Juice Mai-Tai Rum, Triple Sec, Almond Brandy, Sour Mix, Grenadine Margarita Tequila, Triple Sec, Sour Mix, Salt Melon Ball Vodka, Midori, Sour Mix Melon Ball shooter Midori, Vodka, Orange Juice, 7-Up Mind Eraser Kahlua, Vodka, Soda Nuts & Berries Frangelico, Chambord, Cream Pearl Diver Midori, Coco Rum, Pineapple, Cream Planter's Punch Light Rum, Triple Sec, Pineapple Juice, Orange Jui Purple Hooter Vodka, Chambord, Orange Juice Roasted Toasted Almond Kahlua, Amaretto, Vodka, Cream Rob Roy Sweet Vermouth, Scotch Russian Qualude Vodka, Kahlua, Bailey's Rusty Nail Scotch, Drambuie Salty Dog Gin, Grapefruit Juice, Salt Rim Screaming Orgasm Vodka, Frangelico, Kahlua, Bailey's Screwdriver Vodka, Orange Juice Seabreeze Vodka, Cranberry Juice, Grapefruit Juice Sex on the Beach Vodka, Chambord, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, Cra Sex on the Beach shooter Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, Cranberry Jui Silk Stockings Coco Rum, Midori, Amaretto, Pineapple Juice Singapore Sling Gin, Sour Mix, Grenadine, Cherry Brandy Slippery Nipple Bailey's, Sambuca Sloe Comfortable Screw Southern Comfort, Sloe Gin, Orange Juice Sloe Gin Fizz Sloe Gin, 7-Up Snowflake Crème de Cacao, Frangelico, Vodka, Cream Sweettart Gin, Midori, Sour Mix, 7-Up Tequila Sunrise Tequila, Orange Juice, Grenadine The Zoner Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Cranberry Juice Toasty Almond Amaretto, Kahlua, Cream Tom Collins Gin, Sour Mix, Soda Water Top Shelf Margarita Quervo Gold, Grand Marnier, Margarita Mix Vodka Collins Vodka, Sour Mix, Soda Water Whiskey Sour Whiskey, Sour Mix, Soda Water White Russian Vodka, Kahlua, Cream White Wine Spritzer White Wine, Soda Water Zombie Light & Dark Rum, Pineapple Juice, Orange Juice, G